I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
HER PREGGO ASS BROUGHT SPEGHETTI-O'S... IN HER PURSE.
today is the best snowday of my entire life. also its no shirt day.
Definitely got drunk and sent her a literal picture of my asshole. I titled it " you"
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i really appreciated the lovely drunk rendition of whitney houstan's "i wanna dance with somebody" you left on my voicemail.
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
The usual. Woke up on a dog bed with peeps and $11.
Either I got the clap, or I masturbated with soap while I was sleeping.
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I swear, its like my old fuck buddies have a 6th sense for when I'm going to be daydrunk. Then they start texting me. And then I start sexting them
It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
Showed up physical therapy hammered. The therapist just says this isnt part of the program.
Being engaged is strange. I looked at my cock this morning and said, "we did alright these last 32 years, right?"
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
A blind guy just told me that even he could see i was gay and encouraged me to chat up the girl behind that counter bc he thinks we'd make a cute couple. Are all Canadians this helpful?!
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