I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
he designed a suit out of pillows to protect himself when he fell.
engineering majors are such efficient drunks.
It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
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I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but my underwear and it was on backwards and my entire body is too sore to move...
Im glad someone is finally more of a drunken slut than I am.
We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
She was wearing my robin hood hat from Halloween shouting "steal from the rich and give to the poor, mothafuckaaaaas." We are taking her everywhere.
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
Girl please we both know I eat his bullshit up like its candy sprinkled with crack
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i fucking swear, saying shit like "i dont get jealous" is like personally inviting your slutty friend to fuck the guy you slept with like a month ago
My frontal lobe is being piloted by Jack Daniels right now.
I think my fortune cookie is telling me I give good blowjobs.
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
she glued two packs of googly eyes on you while you were blacked out. We talked her out of using her hot glue gun.
ummmm thanks
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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