she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
i just met a girl who was sent to the hospital for using her phone as a vibrator and got electrocuted. 4 weeks later she got sent back for shoving a hot dog up there. welcome to the teenage american society
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
He asked what my name was on facebook chat. IT SAYS RIGHT THERE. i will never be drunk enough for this guy.
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does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
I either have a razor blade lodged in my throat or I've been drinking entirely too much Evan Williams.
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
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She said "I feel like I haven't reached my full potential" and I couldn't figure if she meant in life or with the weed..
It was inevitable. It was like I was a caterpillar and now I'm a drunk and high butterfly
So apparently last night while I was drunk I read him erotic fanfiction while he was eating me out. He stopped every now and then to give me feedback.
You got naked in his car? Or the koala suit was in his car? One of those sounds a lot less slutty than the other......
My life is a random series of events connected only by bottles of Seagram's 7
This lady is talking to me and all I can think about is getting face fucked and doing cocaine. Not neccesarily together and not neccesarily in that order
Randomize