Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
is there anything more depressing than unpacking condoms from your suitcase that you thought you were going to use on vacation?
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
The ultimate Father's Day bonding experience: Both getting bailed out of jail by mom for mooning some shithead cop.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
She can't brag about all the anal sex she has and then expect me not to awkwardly stare at her boyfriend when she brings him around
Where did you go?
I'm not really sure. They have flavored vodka. I like it and I'm never leaving. Ever.
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
So it's official...my sex life has improved since Pokemon came out...
We got to the hospital and the girls who caused the accident had already added you on facebook.
sometimes u just gotta ride a dildo and forget about life
I just made myself 3 peanut butter sammies because I was too hungry to watch porn
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