You tired to make Beefaroni in the Mr. Coffee machine.
Just saw your girl from last night... Be embarrassed
This dude. Just lost. A finger. He asked us for tape.
Hello you've reached the get a clue corp. Our business hours are from take a hint to figure it out, eastern standard time. If you prefer to leave a message, don't, call back when you're not crazy, fat, and annoying.
WHY IS EVERY MAN IN THIS CITY GAY? IS IT SO BAD TO WANT TO BE TREATED LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT BY A REALLY HOT STRAIGHT MAN FOR A NIGHT?
He lectured me about the dangers of drugs while wearing a sombrero and doing interpretive dance.
You started drinking at 2:30, did you really think you would be able to remember?
Due to certain anatomical proportions it was less like fucking and more like childbirth.
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
I NEED TO TAKE A FUCKING BREAK. MY VAGINA IS SMOKING.
I gave her the last ten dollars to my name and bitch comes back with a six pack of bud light and a pack of sour patch kids
My ultimate hope is that people will hug me, smell me, and therefore think I'm classy.
He’s older
Like “has a job and pays his bills” older or “still watches porn on DVD because he can’t figure out the Internet” older?
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