I think im going to throw up on grandma
from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
We should celebrate the resignation of Berlusconi tonight with too many bottles of wine and sambuca. We're allies, right?
Dude. Yeah. This is a game changer. I feel dirty and possibly pregnant and it hasn't happened yet.
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
I don't mean to crush your hopes and dreams but having sex IN the Stanley Cup isn't possible
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
Step 1: Buy a house Step 2: Turn bedroom into sex dungeon
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
All I remember is being lured out to sit by the fire by you holding a piece of pizza in front of me
Hey, before I head out, whats your policy on casual drug use and one night stands?
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
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