She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
you go from almost hooking up with the hottest guy at the party, to going home with your ex....how is that even mathematically possible
Playing hide and seek with all those cheeseburgers... Not our finest moment.
Is there any chance I can see you without pouring vodka on your head?
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
Any residual attraction has just been ruthlessly murdered by that mustache.
On the plus side I'm getting really good at painting the inside of a toilet with my bowels.
Vodka and tater tots have managed to satisfy me more than most of the guys I've slept with.
Is her birthday actually on cinco de mayo? That makes so much sense
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
After you punched me you ran away and it took an hour to find you... On the wrong floor... Sitting alone saying "it doesnt make sense"
Let's just say, I'm pretty sure you're banned from Skype.... like, forever.
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