She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
wait... oh
I just realized that my mother and I have the same favorite sex position, Guess which one!
OMG! Ew.
Lucky Dad.
i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
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Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
i just googled "alcohol delivery service". im combating drunk driving one lazy act a time.
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
Are we still banned from the library?
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
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I just spent 5 minutes saying how beautiful you are and you come back with dont get fat cause you have weird nipples.
He's coming over again? GIRL, you're thoroughly enjoying the month of Dicktember.
You screamed out "happy birthday Jesus" followed by chugging Bacardi straight out the bottle
Well I just woke up to no pants, Gatorade on the headboard along with an uneaten steak, and the instinct I was a giant asshole.
You told your boyfriend he needed to fuck you in the tree because it would make you guys one with nature.
Did he?
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
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