did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
I threw up under water while wearing a hockey helmet last night. Awesome.
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
He fell asleep in the strip club and they paid some stripper $20 to sit on his face until he woke up.
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im calling her cock vulture from now on
You convinced us both to take shots of jack Daniels through our eyes.
he found cum stains on my sheets and all i could blurt out was "better on the sheets than in me"
I think it's safe to say taking shots on the way to the emergency room was rock bottom. We're going to need to think of ways to top that between now and next new years eve...
He gave me a card that said "I'm so glad we found each other... In the pants" and a pat on the head... My walk of Shame wasn't so bad.
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After seeing how much you are able to funnel in a night, I am 90% sure your blood is pure gin.
I feel like the only phrases I can clearly speak while drunk consist of: i'm fucking drunk, chug, and shots
I like using largw condoms because they are more comfortable but also I feel bad because it's like false advertisement
Captain America stopped by our tailgate. He ate a taco.
You gave him that scrunchie you made and called it your "sex offering".
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
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