Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
she said she'd blow me if I bought one of her sorority raffle tickets. Goddamn it's gettin easy
it's a little hard to watch the basketball games with my family considering they keep cheering for the guy that i had a one night stand with...
Just opened a bottle with my rape whistle. At least it's finally getting used for something.
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I think the taxi driver just requested me on facebook..... his name was george right?
And when he pulled me off the bathroom floor, he just looked at the cat litter stuck to my chin and said "oh sweetie" and shook his head. I think my dad's officially given up hope.
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
She is high at the bar - she thinks the bottle of frangelico is aunt jemima telling her to stop doing drugs.
But the ghost of his schlong past haunts you
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So is that the only criterion for shenanigans now? Don't die?
Yeah. That's the shitty part. God, I don't want to be a step mom. Sure I'm great with kids, but I just want unlimited sex and not have to worry about making friends with a fucking 7 year old.
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
I LinkedIn messaged people about jobs when I was blacked out
I currently hiding in an upside down garbage can please come find me
You know, finding my first grey pube at 34 is FAR more distressing than finding that first grey hair at 13.
I DO NOT FUCKING WANT OR NEED THIS INFORMATION!
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