RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
I got to masturbate in Rome in a gorgeous hotel room. Don't try and tell me I need a boyfriend
How much do you charge for your Funyun and beer delivery service?
White people are beatboxing! Save me.
These welts and bruises from letting gay boys whip my thighs last night are a clear indication i should lay off the tequila.
Maybe there is a secret pocket full of cocaine in that spiderman wallet.
Whiskey dick has taught us to be smart with our time.
Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
He passed out. I tried to set his chest hair on fire.
It will be too late. I will have fornicated with the enemy by then.
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
On a scale of one to Harambe, how attached were you to your goldfish?
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
ya well i woke up to my roommate spraying me with windex...
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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