u know ur drinking tonight lol i dont know why you try to deny it
but i dont wanna get emotional and drunk text
then give me ur phone
NEVER!!
JACOB AND UGLY BROKE UP
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
i just sold back the books i vomitted on
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My chemistry professor just asked me if I ever found a ride home from the bar last Saturday
Leaving someone plastered on a corner at 3am telling them to just scream for cock is NOT being a good wingman.
Why do the people I hook up with still exist after we're done?
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
I have a strong contender for the new number 1 position for fwb. He met me at the door with pizza and a shot of patron
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Just realized I'm still chewing the same gum post blow job. This Stride shit really has everlasting flavor. They should totally have an ad campaign based on blow jobs.
I knew I'd like her from the moment she supported me messing around with my co-worker on my lunch break
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
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