Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
we've already established he's totally wasted. but now he's just sitting at his computer, doing i don't know what, and he keeps saying "dammmn girl" in a really low whisper
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
She uses my penis to point at the tv when we talk about the shows. I love her
I'll never forget how blunt of a wingman you were. "Excuse me, my friend wants to makeout with someone"
I wish i could just live off of margaritas and good sex.
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
I'm at the back whiskey bar with a 7 and 7 in a winnie the pooh costume. Come find me.
You ripped his router out of the wall and screamed "I have defeated the matrix"
They say you need two forms of ID, but in reality 1 nice set of tits works every time
That's the 3rd negative pregnancy test this month. I'm on a roll.
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