your room smells of hookers.
And success
how convenient is it that the kid i'm fucking lives right next to planned parenthood?
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
Currently emptying half-full wine bottles from fridge into my mouth and refilling with water for later. Drunk survivalist recycling!
Convinced lucas all the eggs in the fridge are fertilized and now he's crying.
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
I see your walk of shame and raise you a day in jail wearing a girls old workout clothes.
Watermelon juice. Makes everything better. Gin. Wine. EVERYTHING.
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
I just put on underwear fresh outta the dryer and it's like tiny Angels are giving them warm supportive hugs all over
As I took my shirt off he commented on how great my boobs where. I responded with "thanks, I grew them myself"
I had sex with a boy who lives in a closet, that's like having sex with Harry Potter, right?
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
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