Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
I swear to god Optimus Prime and Megatron are fighting in my head right now.
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
When we were fucking i started barking and growling at her.. you shoulda seen her face
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
I can't believe I'm wasting this thong on a guy in a sweater vest.
so yeah i told her you were going to become a doctor and the first thing she said was "i still don't want to fuck him". i tried.
He had a shameless baby voice when he was talking to my dog. There's no way I'm making it through the night with my clothes on.
If there was a tv show called "True Life: My 58 Year Old Dad Rolls Better J's Than Me" I'd be on it.
Still dying that you shit outside
I found her face down on the kitchen floor asking anybody who walked by for Kraft Dinner
Tomorrow I need you to slap me in the face. I'll explain then
2015 is the year I FINALLY ALMOST had enough dick to satisfy me.
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
Don't come back. They don't have pants.
Oh god.
God has nothing to do with this.
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