We tried having a conversation with our noses.
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
One of my students in my 8am class brought me a Tim Hortons cup with a bloody Mary in it. Clearly, I didn't manage to look not drunk when I ran into him at Denny's at 4am. Who decided to let me teach?
You have all of her herpes and none of my sympathy
NEW RULE: can't hook up with more than 50% of the groomsmen in wedding party or it becomes wrong kind of weird. NUMBERS GAME.
I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
I just learned how to imitate a trains smokestack. The downside is it makes you look like you ate cocaine. The upside is YOU LOOK LIKE A TRAIN
he told me "apparently my gag reflex doesn't work so if you magically grew a penis I would deep throat you"
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
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