I think i sorta joined a cult last night
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
We've finally become those guys who you'd see in middle school when you went to the park who are just stoned out of their minds sitting on the swings.
So you know that marine I slept with, well his girlfriend just told me I was pretty, I almost feel bad for sleeping with him now...
Dont! You were just serving you country
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unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
I smelled my fingers after she left and they smelt like sugar cookies. I want that one again.
every time you want to hook up with a guy who has a girl friend, i'll just give you a freshman
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
Are you in a cab?
I'm close- can you order me a bowl of vodka?
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You might be at the point of severe desperation when you gotta hold the two pieces of your broken vibrator together just to get off.
What happened to fro yo and sex?
If you can handle my post-party look you da real MVP
Rome wasn't built in a day - my bedroom skills weren't obtained in some boring monogamous relationship. Same thing. Right?
A massage should never include spaghetti sauce. shit was fucked up
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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