So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
I had a dream that chipotle was out of burritos... Was more like a nightmare.. Gotta go make sure it wasn't real now
I feel like Captain Blackout doesn't do her justice. Brigadier General Blackout is much better.
I woke up pulling sunflower seeds out of my vagina. That kind of night.
I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
When I come over I'm bringing "Socky" the Alcoholism Prevention puppet, today he is going to tell you boys about his FAVORITE word---its called "moderation"
I just had a horrible epiphany. I have fucked girls younger than Star Tours
This text was so worth waking up to
If you find me in the bathroom in a fetal position, licking frozen bacon .. I might have Drank a little too much.
A bitchslap is in order.
Dick is dick
Look decision making is not my specialty
Which is why I just spent $33 on a breakfast sandwich coffee and hash browns
I don't want to be flamboyant (says the guy who bought a hot pink suit to be a flamingo for Halloween)--but I don't mind being a little extra.
Just got my second shot
Baller. We’re going to be knee deep in strippers and coke in 10 days
Randomize
