The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
Draw a picture of yourself puking and peeing on her and give it to her with a note that sys this could be your future if you be my friend
do herpes really smell.
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I just bedazzled my weight watchers points calculator. You can tell I'm gay.
my dad just asked me if my booty call guy that comes over at 3am and leaves at 6 would like to stay for sunday brunch next week. you in?
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
i got her number while she was sitting next to her boyfriend. her actual number. i might be a superhero
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I think my staff loses a little bit of respect for me every time you're in town. I may have to puke at work ...again.
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
I'm wearing a cape at the laundromat. I really can't say shit
Literally just had a girl put her street name into my phone. Yeah.
I probably won't go. Last time I got drunk with those guys I just started demanding people let me touch their beards.Then I mocked everyone who didn't have facial hair.
He made a deal with his real estate agent called fucking in 50 properties for sale