i'd rather walk the sahara in a snuggie with no water than take a bicycle cab
WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
I'm pretty sure my penis yawned halfway through. That loose.
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you broke a plate. told her her wedding china was ugly and you were doing her a favor. then proceeded to break every plate you could get your hands on.
So i just got guilted into doing a tequila shot by a group of guys chanting "USA!" at me.
she did 8 shots of vodka. THROUGH A SIPPY STRAW
I have got to meet this girl.
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
Ok cuz s'mores night just turned into pina colada after noon and it will be mas fun
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he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
The only times girls talk to me at clubs is when they're asking if I'm okay when I'm puking outside. Or if it's a tranny
Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
Wall of shame with a backpack full of beer bottles, cowboy hat in hand, and a handlebar mustache. I was applauded by a passing car
He told me that he's proud of our abnormalcy as a couple. I think it's the most romantic thing he's ever said.
When you leave ur sleepover boy on ur front porch waiting for a cab bc work
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