So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
His pick-up line from last night: "I bet you cant climb these stairs right now." Needless to say.. it worked.
I wish I loved anything like you love Tequila.
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
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Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
The key to alley sex is drunkeness.
He tried to finger me at Disneyland! He tried to taint the happiest place on earth!
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
It was worse than that time I did shots of BBQ sauce and pierced my own ear with a thumbtack
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did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
Please tell me im imagining that i claimed that i was king of the ducks.
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
After 3 parties, all of them busted, and 4 field sobriety tests, I AM the cop whisperer
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
i out mim tonsoeep
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