That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Yours is on the dinner table...mine is in my underwear drawer.
so i woke up to her 8 year old asking for a bowl of cereal...
Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
he is the anna nicole to my 90 year-old billionaire. i'm grateful that he's fucking me, so i'm buying him shit.
If I give you a key to my place you have to promise to one day wake me up with a blowjob.
And by one day I mean once every two weeks.
May or may not have just lost a contact hanging out Anthony's sunroof. Drunk. Hint: I can only see out of one eye right now.
So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
On our way there. Drinking my beer out of a coffee pot. Cuz it's my bday
I hope your fat roommate breaks the bunkbed and crushes you in your sleep
So...guess who had sex tied to the ladder of a caboose under the stars in Joshua Tree? This bitch
In your alcohol circus, can my act be juggling men? Let's be real, I can juggle multiple dick buddies better than a professional
i had every intention of working out now im just drinking wine and thinking about taking nudes in my thigh high tube socks
I might be a bit late, couldn't find my pants and had to go to the police station. Unrelated
hopefully I won't be diving through a thorn bush to escape an explosion this time
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