I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
you asked the janitor if you could ride his floor cleaner.
I got groped on the dancefloor by both grooms. I love gay weddings
Your mom just threw up on me. Please come home.
Trying to low-key throw up in the ocean is harder than it seems.
Apparently I whispered "Jesus was here" and bailed out of the moving taxi.
i actually pissed myself from laughing when I saw the old man in lingerie carrying a spiderman purse. I dont know if he was real or if it was the tequila, but my head hurts.
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
My night was too much. My morning is even more. Help. I need to teleport the fuck out of here.
My mom just asked if I wanted a mimosa when I got out of the bath.
I think everything's gonna be okay.
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