yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
We were hooking up, both of us naked. She starts putting her clothes back on and says, "I have to go to the bathroom." I reply, "No you don't, you're leaving." Without hesitation she looks at me and says, "Yeah."
Christmas on farmville was waaaaay better than my actual Christmas.
Oh. And what's the twitter protocol for following the guy you blew behind a shed?
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Just used my boobs as a ramp to guide ramen into my mouth.
Two questions for you. Did I throw up last night and did we get food or did I dream that..?
No you never threw up but you did force me to take you to wendy's because you wanted "beef and ketchup"
Nothing says walk of shame like leather pants in daylight
I just very easily got pretty high off of one bowl of shitty dirt weed. I'm a sad excuse for who I used to be.
He just sent me a picture of himself naked while cooking pancakes and he made the caption "bitchin' in the kitchen"
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I'm taking a leave of absence and sending myself to fat camp. I'll let you know when I'm out.
Is there some sort of line being crossed when your shower activities start to involve jimmy johns?
I'll just bring the big suitcase this trip so I don't have to play wine bottle tetris again.
we played his NES Classic. Turns out there is a warp zone to my vagina.
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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