I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
and thats how i got kicked in the balls by micky mouse
i should start naming my morning wood
great idea but wrong number
At least you didnt end up topless in a Tina Turner wig singing cabaret tunes
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when your friendship is based on dead babies and vodka there is a delicate balance. lesson learned. for what its worth, you are still my number one.
just looked in the mirror, I fell asleep with a face mask on. At least drunk me cares that much about the condition of my skin
If you're going to outback I'll have to decline, I've slept with a large enough portion of their staff already.
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
Please come back. She just stuck her bloody band-aid to Zach's face, has a fire extinguisher, and is talking about tornados hiding.
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Its a first. Never been peed on in a line to concert. First time for everything.
She kept telling me it was a squirtgun.
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
Don't worry about it too much, but I just committed us to possibly raising a kid
don't worry dude i have your phone, text me when youre gonna come get it
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
His birthday is on cinco de mayo and he doesn’t drink or like tacos. What a waste.
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