It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
Do vagina's smell?
I'm taking last night back. It officially didn't happen. Tell your friends.
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
i had to cut you off after you shoved a bunch of bottle caps in your mouth and pretended you had braces.
I just came so hard there were tears. Actual tears.
Apparently I stole windex from the cab driver. Klepto Tom strikes again.
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
She got drunk on the air plane and pretended to be an elephant for an hour...Atleast the kid behind us enjoyed it.
I'm really sorry that I blew your friend in your bed, but to be fair he started it.
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
She couldn't understand why my walking in on her 70 year old parents ruined any chance of a boner for at least an hour. I think she's too slow for me to fornicate with.
I found myself looking up beard accounts while masturbating, I guess that's what it's come to.
You know the force is loosing strength when Darth Vader can't handle his liquor on halloween.
have you ever tried to puke in an automatic flushing toilet? impossible
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