even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
u ever jackoff with ur legs spread and pretend ur fuckin urself as a girl and get mad u'll never know what that feels like. Or to fly like a bird?
Did u absorb a fraternal twin in the womb?
He's paying me $45 to clean his room and $55 if i find the oxy that he lost.
you're the best thing to happen to me. closely followed by learning to ejaculate, and drugs.
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I ended up with a bullet proof vest and I still don't know his last name.
We told our cab driver we'd give him 3 grand if he pit maneuvered you guys in your cab.
Turns out, his fucking is as lame and staggered as his NFL career.
What a dumb baby whore.
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
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DO IT, or I'll send you pictures of my hickey to remind you of your loneliness
I just had sex with the megalodon show on in the background and it was just as magical as it sounds
I just had sex on a roof
You took the glass microwave plate and said it was the closest thing to a frisbee, let me know how that works out for you
I made the antidote to the nasty cognac. I AM THE GOD OF MIXED DRINKS.
I just learned that I could drop out of school and spend the rest of my savings on a giraffe are you free this weekend
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