what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
If she didn't want me to pass out in her bathroom, then she shouldn't have such a furry rug in there
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
I just saw a guy getting escorted with handcuffs on, I'm too drunk to be at the airport right now.
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
My mom had to physically restrain me because I wouldn't stop acting like a dinosaur.
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
His dick was so bent it was like fucking captain hook's hand for 2 hours
Come help me clean and have sexual intercourse with me
Bring breadsticks
So apparently having sex with your co-worker in the bathroom at the staff party can get you fired.
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
Can you bring me some underwear? I feel uncomfortable going underwear less at a Remembrance Day ceremony.
saying im screwed is like saying the titanic took on a little water.
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