Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
who knew "i drink your milkshake" would work as a pickup line
he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
When I came in she was screaming "boundaries!" at the cat because it was trying to eat her pizza rolls.
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
He told me he wanted to sober fuck the shit outa me... I took that as a compliment
I'VE CAME 4 TIMES TODAY. I AM AS DRY AS THE SAHARA, STOP YOUR WHINING.
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
wtf I can't believe that bar tender told on me to my mom
You were lost on foot. Texted us and told us that N*Sync couldn't save you, and then you "met Jesus" in your car.
I’m mid 4sum and you’re sending me photos of your cat. We had very different evenings.
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