I called you to phone bone last night, but you were out with your boring friends playing video games
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
Why would I send you a picture of it when I could just steal the gnome and put it in your bed with you? Admit it, he looks just like gnomeo!
I swear they were about to hook up!!
I know because I was in the tub taking an imaginary silent bath. They stopped cuz I gagged on my shot.
I just wanna go somewhere and not be judged for wearing spandex shorts that make my ass look like a slice of fucking heaven. Is that so much to ask??
Turns out the old man beside me in the waiting room was dead, but other then that it was a good day.
Well we're either getting a bunny or I'm getting you pregnant in about 12 days.
There is nothing worse then the feeling after you've held in farts all night..
What's his name?
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
I wasn't even hungover I was just mourning my dignity
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
Okay, let's just all take a step back and think about how funny this will seem in like a year... Maybe 2 if his nose is actually broken.
His bedroom is the preferred destination of MILFs, cougars, recent divorcees and sexually frustrated wives
His penis is my hero
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