The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.
She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
Scratch that. Lia's boy toy's brother has a gorilla costume. This is gonna be great.
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dude i dnt kno how, but i think theres a tampon in my butt
You saying I have a drinkingg problem is like saying Superman has a flying problem.
you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
They're drinking Schnapps out of Spaghetti-o's cans. Please come pick me up.
I think im gonna have to stop sexting on the metra. The middle aged businessman behind me just leaned over and whispered 'dirty girl' and highfived his seatmate.
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The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
I.V.'s should just be available for purchase at Walmart. God I'm dehydrated.
Who suggested the eggnog wet t-shirt contest last night like whose idea was that
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Hey man, when I left for work she was laying on the couch naked cuddling your keurig, can you clean that mess up?
After we hooked up he started to cry and called his mom and told her he wanted to marry me
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
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