omg. I had the wrong window open and I accidentaly posted my credit card # on twitter
Whats your twitter name
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
Babe when I told you that you needed to grow up I didn't mean get drunk and sponsor 8 African kids.
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He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
She kept telling me to calm down. I was on the floor with my eyes shut, not moving. In levels of calm I was one step above coma patient
never underestimate the power of walking into a bar alone in uv cat makeup.. took home a seven foot man
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
I hope it's the birth control, otherwise I'm dying
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I just want it to be said that I had sex in my Belle dress last night. Classy motherfucker.
I need to reevaluate. My boss gave me drug money. I overslept on my couch. And I had my student teacher go to McDonald's and get an egg mcmuffin for me.
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
i don't think fitbit tracks "flipping the fuck out" as activity.
The one that slept in my truck and you peed in his face?
Listen, I just paid for a hotel room, so I didn't have to have sex in his car. I'm adulting successfully.
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