I wish they had a "No Yankees" filter on status updates.
I just caught myself doing the gator chomp to my tv. I need to get laid.
not only did i soak my thesis by spilling celebratory shots on it, but i also stained it with lipstick making it obvious i tried to drink the vodka off it......dgaf, worth it.
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
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Please tell me what happened last night... specifically who told me it was a good idea to pee in my shoe.
I just went to pick up my pigeon from your house. You should be getting a picture soon
I'm gonna make a therapist very happy and very wealthy this semester.
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
I said to him "i can't have sex with anyone in my friend's living room" then he said "we can move the air mattress into the kitchen"
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She really is something else.
Words cannot describe what though. The best way to describe her is to say it like watching a bear and a whale have sex. You don't know why it's happening or how. But it's rather funny and you can't look away.
Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
Shower sex is an art that should not be attemted drunk
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
My coworker's brand new computer showed up today. He's on vacation for the next week. Brian and I are installing Windows 98 on it.
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
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