There are the 2 BIGGEST tools by me-- at our table. I hate them. But they're not ugly and I may make out with them later. And hate myself. Definitely hate myself.
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
You realize we can hear you jacking off in your room, right?
I like it rough
he yelled "RELEASE THE KRAKEN" then hit me with his dick
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it's like, God thought about making her pretty then changed his mind at the last second
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
we're almost there. Shes pounding on the car window telling the nurse whos on a smoke break to fuck off.
Whatever, the fact of the matter is that I saved you from poorly planned outdoor sex by doing a rain dance and you should totally thank me.
I was so intoxicated last night I was giving out my real name and number ugh.
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I swear to God, if you drunkenly correct my grammar one more time, I'm cutting you off.
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
I smell like a skunk, but I'm okay with that.
Remember that one time you told the bartender he was fuckable? Well, he's here.
My theory is if i keep drinking, evolution will kick in and I will grow a bigger, faster, and more improved liver by January.
Stacy lit a fart and burn half of the couch down before we can put the Flames out. Bring your truck.
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