Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
Drinking bud light and eating rice cakes...this is the closest to getting in shape for spring break as its going to get.
Just fucked in his moms tanning bed. While it was on. Weirdest. Tan. Ever.
I woke up in a place I've never been before, with people I've never met before using me as a table for domino's.
the two person party stopped when i realized that he tried to throw a hammer at my head.
What a dumb baby whore.
He insists on falling asleep with his penis between my buttcheeks. He says its his "home".
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
Well that was the first and last time I've had to write "divorce party" on a request time off form. I'm throwing it for my mom. What is my life turning into.
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
All I wanted was a couple of orgasms before work, is that too much to ask?!
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
Just cuz you've got the biggest dick I've ever seen doesn't mean u can wake me up at 2 am
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