Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
I had to fart so bad so i let it go hoping it would be quiet, it was loud and shit came out!!! and i couldnt leave because her parents were behind me
She made me add her as a friend on fb before she got into my bed... I sense a stalker
He kissed my cheek and I could smell it the whole way home like shit
Vaginas are confusing as hell with all their secret compartments and shit.
I'll get my vaginal cartography poster.
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
I'm sick of being broke. I had vicodin and frosting for lunch.
I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
No exaggeration. At the gas station she handed me the mop from over the counter and told me that's my last drink of the night
Sorry there's no emoticon for I got my period all over a guy's bed so I had to improvise. There isn't even a bed one
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
It felt as i were a pad of butter melting onto a piece of toast.
Well I may have gotten laid but I over drafted buying pizza so I think that negates everything
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