It was at that point the crowd that gathered realized i wasn't getting arrested, and passed the sobriety tests. I got a standing ovation from 25 strangers
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
i saw the 3rd guy i ever had sex with last night and kept calling him #3
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
the dude from the bar called to tell his mom about me immediately after we finished PLEASE COME GET ME
How do you politely bring up someone's criminal record?
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
Okay well someone asked "IS HE HOMELESS?" about me so I need to try and find somebody.
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
I think his roommates are using word magnets to tell me that they can hear us. His fridge currently says, "Chris ate out naughty girl."
I made that picture of you my lock screen. So I've just been standing around at work licking my phone all day.
Woke up with an e-cig stuck in my asshole. Explain.
I still don't understand if he's using me to write his resume or if we're dating
I can't get past the whole vibrator up the ass stunt.. Can we have a ceremonial burning for his dignity because I will not ever touch that again..
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