I want to come over to your house, give you money for liquor, fuck you, and then kick it untill I have to go home. Was that blatent enough for you?
if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
i really wish facebook had an app for when you are looking at a chick's photo album, you could just skip to the ones where she and/or her friends are dressed like skanks
I told her at least we still had each other. That's when she started crying.
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I just used my 7th grade year book to figure out who I hooked up with last night. Being home is magical.
I hope whoever gets these locks of love doesn't have a drug test anytime soon
The google font looked peculiar last night, but then up close I realized it was just dry vomit.
the arrest was probably divine intervention, cause i think we were heading to an ill-advised threesome.
Goats are brash and offensive and cocky animals
Are you high and at a petting zoo again?
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Do you think that we can get a group discount on liver transplants? We'll be like kids again!
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
Seriously. Come back. I've had two beers for breakfast so far. The third will be for lunch since it's already 12.
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
I’m calling dibs!
You can’t call dibs on dick. That’s free range dick. May the best vagina win!
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