Where were you when I was single???
Still in diapers.
so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
i just noticed 4 flies in my red wine. i drank them.
Thank God they found balloon boy, I was afraid that Michael Jackson was ordering take out from heaven.
i dont know if you remember blowing your vomity nose directly into my hand...yeah thanks for that
Just got home and found him passed out with his ass stuck in a Rubbermaid garbage can. He must have been like that for a few hours
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
Champagne pong turned into an expensive and painful experience.
He was hammered and shot his pistol into the lawn. Next thing I know sheriffs are at our house with M4s. He likes to party
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
Lucky bitch I'm at work covered in Jeff pee. And my hair smells like beer because I was trying to prove a point about PBR serving multiple purposes.
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