I don't usually arrange sex via text message
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.
Totally just met the chick getting nailed in our lobby last night. Should I bring it up?
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
Is "sorry I booted you out mid-fuck last night" a good icebreaker?
I faked an orgasm during phone sex last night. This relationship is starting to become real.
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
I said no to friends with benefits because it was too much commitment
Sometimes I just take my boobs out of my shirt so they can get some fresh air
I really wish you were home bc youre the only friend I could ask to use an at home waxing kit on my vagina. I need you.
I love you man I just want to hold you and fuck you until you only know my name
I don't know who you are but HOW THE FUCK DID YOU GET MY NUMBER
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