Kareoke will never be a sober sport
I typed "housewife" into monster.com's search engine....I got zero results...kinda bummed
At what point last night did I start ordering doubles?
Right after we had the just friends talk..
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
Please just tell me how ugly she was so I can bask in the diminishingly small reassurance that might give me
Really, thanks for buying me caribou, it helped me out. Today will forever be the day I threw up in a caribou cup in the skyway outside of chipotle.
What does puking wasabi feel like?
Like snorting cocaine backwards.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I want you to get your positive energy all over me. I want to to look like something from Ghostbusters.
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
Wore a burger king crown while giving head still drunk this morning #blessed
Red Alert: She has 3 cats, a parrot, and 2 rats. Initiate Protocol Zero and rendezvous at Checkpoint Bravo for debriefing
I know that you sometimes make decisions based on comedic effect, but losing your virginity shouldn't be one of them.
Turns out the grown up version of seeing your teacher shopping is seeing your therapist is on tinder
Randomize