please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
He said he's gonna start calling me "Benny" because we're "friends with bennyfits"
oh hey summer self, welcome to endless thirsty thursdays and walks of shame.
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
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Obama's speech on in 9 mins. Me in the shower now. Naked. Make your choice.
I'm bringing the tv in with me.
Be proud. You give fat lesbians everywhere shower-nozzle worthy material for weeks on end.
You know it's a good Halloween party when a guy wearing a light-up sombrero offers you blow.
If you've never been partying there before, take Shae with you. Drunk Shae is like a GPS. She found us the only bottle shop still open at four, a pot dealer, and told us all which subway to take to get home. She'd never been to Madrid before. It was awesome.
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
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Fuck romance. Just shaved my nipples in the shower because I felt like it. That's the life I'm about.
Would you still love me if my nipple fell off?
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
Because sadly the idea of me having a girlfriend is crazy enough to be an April fools prank
So when he asked me to go on a date tonight, I didn't think the words "have you tried a suppository" would be part of the evening.
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
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