If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
He kept saying it was because he was allergic to the chicken. Then he threw up on my mom.
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i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
Rode my bike to work still drunk. Almost threw up on a camper while getting him out of his parents car.
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
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Sneezing blood is a good thing right? Medically speaking.
You can laugh all you want but 99 grapes is a lot stronger than what you were drinking.
Yea... The gym isn't gunna happen today... When I was drunk last night I tried to prove I could front flip off the wheel cover of a semi... I fucked up my shoulder pretty bad... It was more of a roll
I just sent him a message bearing my soul about how much he means to me as a friend and his first response is "are you drunk?"
Shit like this is why I'm a bitch to everyone.
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
In celebration of finishing my homework, lets drink tea w/ vodka
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