you think thats bad? Today I had to pop a zit on my sack.
How, after 24 years of life, did I manage to revisit breastmilk
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
Bang-toberfest begins!!
I was drunk for 3 days straight...well wasted for 3 days with periods of "just drunk" inbetween
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
I asked you for a cigarette and you handed me your phone and told me to search for one
Places I vomited today: hotel bathroom, in the cab to the airport, airport bathroom, airport terminal trashcan, plane seat 18E, and the plans bathroom
Fun wedding?
Yes. Very.
We woke up today with 24 donuts, a tie, two jugs of vodka that we traded an extra sandwich for, and a british boy
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
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