Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
She asked me to cum on her. ON her. I think we're out of the friend zone
New drinking game: take a shot everytime Jay-Z is played during the NFL draft.
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No, seriously, 1.5 gallons of sangria plus two days of untapped cock. Waiting here. For you.
At least I wasn't still dressed as a bottle of dom perignon when they took me to the ER
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
But the ghost of his schlong past haunts you
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I wanna get shitfaced and yell about Tim tebow
I just haymakered a dude with my face, can we talk about ME for a second and not the guy I fought?
That broad from the bar put her name in my phone as "The girl I'm going to marry in 10 years".
Twas still the Saturday before Christmas \nAnd it’s still fucking snowing\nAnd Steve wished he slowed down \nOn all the fucking drinking
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
He doesn't understand the concept of a strip club. He keeps falling in love
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