Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
so i'm sitting in his room drinking tequila from the bottle and watching harry potter. he's jacking off to some porn a couple feet away from me. at one point i look over and see that he's watching me instead of the porn. please help me figure out how warped it is that i found that romantic
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
The hospital said it would be 'irresponsible' for them to allow people to book stomach pumps.
Article 1, law 1, section 1 of the apartment 25 party handbook: tarp will be purchased prior to any and all future parties. Aforementioned tarp will be placed on floor. Any and all sick patrons must relocate to tarp preceding the event of expulsion of bodily fluids. Failure to do so will result in ejection of guilty patron and banishment of the accused from succeeding party. All patrons must read and sign a copy before entry is granted.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
Bro, did you watch that scooby doo porn I sent to you?
New Mean Girls drinking game: Everytime someone says Africa or Math, chug.
I think the best part was the fact that the stripper's lock screen was a picture of the virgin mary
Seriously. All I want right now is a 40 with a nipple on it, and a nap
You are the ghost of drunk bitches past, present, and future.
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
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