with your own penis?
my facebook friend requests are always from girls of boyfriends i have fucked, facebook is the worst reminder of shame
I peed while puking? Even better
Yes you most deff did. Ultimate multi tasker you are
Remember how we wr so drunk last nite we cldnt find whr i shot my load? ...found some of it.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
Bottle rocket just missed my head by about 3 inches. Of course I'm being safe
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
I woke up to my bra draped over his lamp and a huge bump on my head. apparently, I face planted while having sex in the shower..
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
It feels appropriate that the wallet of my high school and college years would die at the hands of a spilled bong. Which in and of itself is a solid metaphor for those years.
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
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