i thought i was pinching her nipple. It was her mole
So after we got done with our cardiac arrest patient, I thought how awesome would it be to hook up the defibrillator pads to cook a burrito.
dude... how have they not drug tested you yet?
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
If a young child walked up to you and grabbed your penis, you'd feel violated too.
I should have known our good time had gone to shit when his ankle bracelet started flashing.
Who the fuck was that guy he kept pulling his dick out walking up to people trying to hand it to people and saying go ahead open the door like it was a door knob
Today is leap day..... If that's not an excuse to blackout all day I don't know what is
Not drinking has really freed up a lot of my time. I made a bracelet yesterday. I miss bars.
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
He broke into my house because he missed me. Then ends the relationship because I'm the needy one. Ironic much?
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
I really prefer to do my walks of shame in the summer
He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
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