Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
what's for breakfast?
Advil and throwup
just had sex with a midget and didnt wrap it... were totally gonna have a tv show :)
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new level of vanity: sex dreams about deep throating myself...
I feel like my uterus is decaying in my body
I just ran into the married chick you banged 2 years ago at our apt! She asked me if I could get her coke! Memories bro. Memories
Yup. We're now banned from TWO of our nation's finest zoos.
Seriously you have a sixth sense. You woke up out of a nap to tell us all to check the clock and it was 4:18. You're like the spiderman of smoking weed.
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do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
My homemade mace ate through its aluminum container. I make awesome mace.
I am just glad I was home to catch most of it, cause it smells BAD.
I'm not a scientist but that could be because it's homemade mace. That is however just a hypothesis
I'm convinced he's the patron saint of oral sex
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
You got drunk, made toast, and declared yourself a domestic goddess.
Just let a guy I just met eat me out in a shed at a baby shower. May have sunk to a brand new low
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