i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
guys don't fucking realize that the only place girl like their faces jizzed on is in PORN, and that "squirting" is piss. JUST FUCKING PISS.
Haha, bad night?
In attempts to Not be THAT GIRL in front of my new crush I will only drink a 12 pack instead of my normal case.
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
my three year anniversary of no dick sucking is coming up. you can throw me a party with a penis cake.
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary
We had a 30 min conversation last night about whether or not to bone that girl with a lisp to see if she moans with one...
So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
She just rubbed her face up and down my six pack cooing. Equal measure of weird and hot.
I was apparently the best non-Irish person at the party. I wore my skating dress, Austrian flag and a giant shamrock. Everyone is calling me "30 Shots Girl".
I'm like a freaking volcano of life and sexual frustrations
You had sex with him AND his man bun. Like not just him but also the bun.
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
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