I just got hit in the face by an old lady love handle.
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
He thanked me for being "his little blond pogo stick last night". Good thing?
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
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She went off on a twilight/new moon tangent before we even got back to my room. i had to jump the ship and pretended to pass out on the sidewalk.
nothing says 'im willing to leave my comfort zone for you' like letting you choke me during sex
come to Starbucks. I'm the fat girl eating a whole pizza sitting on the ground
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
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It's gonna be one of those someone is getting divorced parties
Men are not even allowed to look at you without a condom on.
Dude. Once again. Cleaning house. Found weed I hid from myself a month ago. Celebrating/testing it out. if i dont text back in 10, call dominos.
dude, I convinced you I was your conscience for like 15 minutes last night. you weren't just "a little high"
Then, he ate me out while I watched Bo Burnham. Best. Night. Ever.
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
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