He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
The only thing that would make my night better is if William Shatner came and read me a bedtime story.
about to play the homeward bound drinking game. alone. what are you doing tonight?
Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
So I'm drinking wine and watching Thumbelina
I'm teaching my cat to play fetch
Yep, it's a friday
People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
I think he just caught a duck in mid flight
Mother fucker, I knew it was bad when you tried making out with my car window
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
we played his NES Classic. Turns out there is a warp zone to my vagina.
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
It's only 3 AM. There's still time to get arrested today.
It’s awful. They need to open the bars. I’m now trolling grocery stores looking for dick
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