My cousin just asked what abortion is. Happy Holidays.
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
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I have a cup of vodka in my bathroom with a straw in it. Yes, I am ready for this bikini wax.
Ever find yourself wondering if your life is God's way of telling a joke?
He told me he was in a Proactive commercial. It didn't seem to work for him but he was buying me shots so I slept with him anyways.
How many strippers in the world do you think have had a debate with someone about the NRA?
N.C. cops just used a megaphone to tell me I have a slutty outfit. My life is complete.
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Ok so you know that's gonna be legally viewed as kidnapping, right?
The guy next to me just said he wont play beer pong on principle. Im scared.
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
We went the strip club and out of no where the waitress brings him over a quesadilla and a jäger bomb and says your usual!! He swore he had never been there before
I'm eating cookie dough with a tongue depressor for lunch.
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
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