he just asked me if he could show me what he wanted to do to me using his action figures. where do i find these freaks?
it was like that last scene in "It's A Wonderful Life" but with alcohol
You do realize I got a panda tattooed on my ass just to get you laid, right?
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
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MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
Yes I have a handle on life. A handle of Svedka.
The hypnotist is here. He has a black eye and smells like tequila.
Bailing my boss from jail at five in the morning.. If thats not a promotion I don't what is.
We swapped clothes. He left in a v-neck and I left in a tuxedo. Classiest walk of shame or the gayest?
About to be a 4Loko vomit fountain in 45 seconds, what color will it be? Animated birds will fly out of me.
I don't know what I'm more pleased with, the blowie last night or that fact that there's still 20 dollars in my wallet
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
So apparently my bro is going to make me fix his tattoo this trip... He sent me a pic of said tattoo. Tattoo is of a sperm, on his penis, which was in a woman's mouth... Wth
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